Saturday, January 21, 2006

139,000 People Have Been Misguided

That number (139,000+) represents the visitors who signed up to save the McRib. If you want the McRib to retire sign the petition by adding yourself to the comments here.

Friday, January 20, 2006

Sign the Petition to Retire the McRib®

Leave a comment below by clicking "comments" if you agree that the McRib should be retired. Signatures that do not agree with this petition will be deleted as McDonalds provides a forum for supporters.

We the undersigned recognize the McRib (trademark of McDonald's Corporation) is a vile, tasteless attempt at selling a pseudo-rib like sandwich to the masses. While we realize the free enterprise system of America allows for such creations to be foisted upon an unknowing public, we recommend the permanent discontinuation of this sandwich.
As evidence of our distaste for the McRib we offer the following evidence:
1) The McRib has nothing to do with anything remotely rib in nature. It is merely a formed,boneless pork patty with artificial grill marks.
2) The McRib has nothing to do with anything truly Barbeque as defined as hot smoked, slow cooked meats with in-direct heat.
3) The McRib with it's pickles, onions, boneless pork patty and sauce discredit two great sandwiches:
(A) A beef brisket sandwich which is more properly the creation of the State of Texas.
(B) A pork barbeque sandwich which is more properly the creation of the South (including: North Carolina, South Carolina and adjoining states east of the Mississippi).

May the McRib finally go the way of the dinosaur.

Leave a comment below by clicking "comments" if you agree that the McRib should be retired.